Send Your Old Vibrators To The Sex Toy Cemetery

A good sex toy is like a beloved family pet. Loyal, trustworthy, cuddly, and they never live as long as you want them to. But when they do go off to that great junk heap in the sky, why not pay them the respect that they deserve? MySexProfessor wants to inter your worn out, broken down friends in the Sex Toy Cemetery. Next time a loved one dies on you, make a little tombstone, take a photo of its last rites and send it off to be immortalized forever on the webs. (Don't actually bury your electronics! Bad for Mother Earth.) Ok, it's a little corny and silly, but it's better than telling your private parts that your had to send the little guy off to live on a farm where it can run and play with other rabbits and dildoes. (And it sure beats packing them off to one of those scary assembly line disposals. That's just cruel.)

· Sex Toy Cemetery (mysexprofessor.com - thanks Hannah)