It’s All Kitchen Sex And Crazy Straws Until Someone Pulls Out A Gun

...and then that's when the fun really begins. We're not even going to begin to try to explain this delightful short film (starring the even more delightful Penny Pax, but we will say that it's not for the faint of heart (and probably shouldn't be watched while you're eating).

Also: we knew Ms. Pax had an attractive vulva...but we didn't realize it was that attractive. (It'll make sense when you watch the video, trust us.)

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