“Sperm Swap In Europe,” Your Guide To International Trade

The next time some adult tries to make small talk about the world economy with us, they'll probably say something like, "The euro went down today." Then we'll respond, "No, 'Sperm Swap in Europe,' has been out for months."

That's what they get for bringing up global politics around us.

Anyway, here we have twelve babes from three countries--Romania, Hungary, and Germany--and they simply think snowballing is the bee's knees. Angeline and Jacqueline, from Romania, dress up for the occasion in complementing hues of chopped-up plaid schoolgirl outfits, and as they pose together in front of the spiral staircase, grabbing their asses and wagging their tongues, you can tell that they're brimming with anticipation. It's like they're going to prom! Fortunately for us, there is no limo, dancing, or punch to get through before the evening turns erotic; someone pushes a couch in front of the stairs, two boys sit down on it, and the ladies impale their pussies upon their dates' cocks. The back of the box tells us that one girl takes both loads from the gentlemen and passes it to her gal pal, but we don't know which girl does what!

Someone looked at Angeline and Jacqueline's scene and said, "You know what? This staircase has seen a lot of sperm swapping today, but it hasn't seen enough," so Carmen and Krystal Anne showed up for some more sperm swapping: same staircase, same couch, same sperm donors. What sets this scene apart from Angeline and Jacqueline? We think it's the cooperation between Carmen and Krystal. They pose the same--like synchronized swimmers peeling their thongs off for the judges' table--they suck cock with equal voracity, and they know how to share. Carmen gets doubly penetrated by the boys, but Krystal is the one who first tastes their loads.

What are a pair of sperm swapping enthusiasts to do when they only have one boy to share between them? They make his dreams come true! Just look at how Cindy and Celia Jones handle Reinhard: Celia sucks his cock while Cindy plays with his balls and makes a face like she's sucking a very tiny cock! For real, Cindy's go-to sexy face is a pouty puckered number and we think it's hilarious. She's cute! We're not saying she's not incredibly drool-worthy, but even when she's grinding down on Reinhard's turgid member with Celia's nails raking across her ass, she's making that face. We get it, Cindy; you have very pretty lips.

If you feel that "Sperm Swap in Europe" is worth watching--and we certainly believe it is--please keep in mind that "gross domestic product" is not what it sounds like.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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