Won’t You “Cum” Aboard The USS Dream Assfuck?

We've all been there: enjoying a peaceful cruise across the high seas when a faction of horny pirate babes storms on board. During that pivotal fight or flight moment, it's appropriate to jump into action with some serious swashbuckling of their assholes with all the turgid cocks on deck.

Surely that will keep them at bay. If it doesn't work, at least the passengers are still sort of heroes -- you know, getting to fuck pirate babes in the ass and all. We think it would be worth losing a few precious valuables and Hawaiian shirts in the process. (Sexy) memories are worth more than worldly belongings, right?

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