Getting (Yourself And) The Weekend Off To A Good Start

In preparation for all the crazy boning you're sure to do this weekend, it's never a bad idea to start yourself off with a primer. One wouldn't want to be a boor and come too quickly, right? You know what they say: self-love Friday leads to stamina Saturday.

Or, alternately, it's fun to bone yourself as well as bone others. Why not have it all? Yes, yes, we know, everything in moderation... But it's the weekend! What's the point if you aren't gettin' your rocks off every way you can?

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