Pondering Melissa Satta’s Gravity-Defying, Nip-Flaunting Bikini

What goes up must come down, and although Melissa's teeny bikini top was fastened up around her ample chest, it's somehow defying the laws of nature and hanging on for dear life. Skin-tight is a good look for her, however, especially when the skin in question involves nipples.

Melissa and her nipples look like they're having a great time splashing and playing in the ocean -- but wouldn't it be a lot better for all of us if a sizeable wave decided to move on in and play a little slipsy with her top? The sea would be able to course unfettered over those beautiful bosoms, Melissa would get a refreshing, skin-cooling splash, and we -- ah, we would get an eyeful of some serious nipplage. We're on the same page, right, ocean? Well, there's always next time.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)