We don't need to tell you about Alexis Texas's ass because it's probably already touched your life. We're not just talking about those of you who drool over it; we're talking about those of you who have recently been in a natural disaster. You see, when a butterfly flaps its wings in Arizona, a gale blows in Maine, but when Alexis shakes her ass like this, tectonic plates grind against each other.
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