Fiona Swarovski Shows Off Her Rare Chest Crystals

We can't lie to you guys. When we heard that Fiona Swarovski was photographed doing some topless sunbathing, we were expecting her breasts to be totally covered in Swarovski crystals. If you were the heiress of a crystal empire, wouldn't you bedazzle your life? Well, we would. Anyway, in honor of Fiona's toplessness (and with your permission), we'd like to make "chest crystals" a euphemism for nipples.

How often do you get to see a middle-aged heiress take her top off? Not as often as we'd like, that's for sure. So we definitely feel the need to commemorate this special day on which this special lady let it all hang out (and even provided a few crotch shots). So, chest crystals: all in favor?

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)