Everyday Is Father’s Day When You’re A “Dirty Rotten Mother Fucker”

Millions of fathers got some extra special loving from their spouses on Sunday; the air over many suburbs was thick with the fog of thigh sweat, come drips, and contentedness. Imagine what the world would be like if those dads were married to the "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers" of "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 5": nobody would ever see their parents again!

That's not necessarily a good thing, but it's definitely a thing that would happen. Then again, we're not entirely sure if the women are the Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers (mothers who are also fuckers) or if the men are the Dirty Rotten ones doing the Mother Fucking. Nothing gets our genitals excited like vague grammar.

Actually, the only thing hotter than nasty syntax is the sight of a pissed off mom arguing with her son's coach. Manuel Ferrara wants Kendra Lust's kid off the team, but Kendra isn't having that nonsense. She puts her foot down, then her other foot, and then her panties hit the floor, leaving nothing but a sexy stocking and garter combo that makes Manuel want to mount her on a gym mat. This is actually Kendra's first ever boy-girl sex scene! We're proud of her: she maintains the energy, takes a spanking that leaves Manuel's handprints on her butt, and keeps her son on the team. (That school is fucking serious about it's chess club.)

Elsewhere at possibly later, the crazy curvaceous Ava Devine is teasing Manuel by lifting her leopard print dress and revealing her matching panties. Manuel--who is clearly the Dirty Rotten Mother Fucker--doesn't take kindly to no tantalizing, so he strips Ava naked, pulls her on his lap, and buries his face between her tits while she rides him. To drive the point home, he sticks a long dildo in her ass for double penetration, and then joins the backdoor bonanza himself for a bit of double anal. Ava vows to tease Manuel all the time.

And we vow to watch more scenes involving Veronica Avluv. Her pictures sizzle on the screen! Her good friend Mark Ashley says that Veronica's husband is having an affair with his wife, and Veronica immediately decides that they should have a grudge fuck to even the score. You see, it's not about revenge, because that would lead to the dissolution of two marriages. Instead, Veronica tries to preserve everyone's relationship and sublimate her negative energy into the obviously positive act of licking Mark's member from tip to taint. He releases his anger by pulling Veronica's hair, spanking her, and pushing his cock balls-deep in her MILFy asshole.

You might be wondering, "What makes an asshole MILFy?" You're too young to know. Someday, you'll be old enough to participate in a movie like "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 5," but for now, you must simply watch other adults express the stress that comes from swimming in a bottomless ocean of responsibilities.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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