Sunbathing, Smoking, And Naked Cartwheels!

Heck yeah, Arabella Drummond, you're like a one woman vacation spot! And even though we're well versed in your various tattoos, they look especially bold and beautiful today. We don't know who runs the tourism board for your body, but they are doing a damn fine job of making us want to book a trip.

We don't want to be a nuisance, so we'll just stay in your belly button or something. That's not as bad as your ear--or any other nook/cranny--right? If only someone would pick up the script we wrote for "Honey, I Shrunk a Bunch of Perverts!" we could make this dream a semi-reality.

· Via Front TV (frontarmy.com)