It's Tuesday, and you know what that means: it's the lamest day of the week. Why bother getting up? You can simply stay in your big comfy bed and Monika Witowska will join you via satellite for a topless snuggling conference that will make Wednesday come far too quickly. She even has a cat with her; its name is Butter!
On the one hand, Butter's presence reminds us of "Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn" because, to some extent, that's what this is. On the other hand, Monika isn't trying to seduce you or be sexy, it just happens naturally. The expression on her face says, "Why did you wake me up? This better be good" and for some reason, we find that incredibly hot. If only there were a word for the paraphilia that involves waking up babes so they look at you all drowsy and angry.
· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)