“Love Actually… Sucks!” Sometimes Literally

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"Love Actually" was a great movie; it was sweet, funny, and had an absolutely charming cast. However, it was definitely missing something, and we've been trying to discover what that something is for years (fact: we're obsessed with rom-coms). Turns out that all it was missing was a hot, unsimulated blowjob!

"Love Actually... Sucks!" clearly sounds like a jab at "Love Actually," and given that both films deal with a bunch of small stories joined together in one long and complex plot, it seems likely that the director had his sights on the popular British film. Anyway, since it has a hot oral scene, all this movie needs is a cameo by Hugh Grant and it will be the best film of all time.

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