Nadya’s Nudity Takes The Fahrenheit Higher

If you ask us to convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit or vice-versa, we will most likely stare at your blankly while we try to remember what to do with five-eighths. If you ask us to convert either of those measurements to the Nadya Shaye system, well, that's way easier. Today, in New York, it's a lovely "Nadya's boobs with a light bit of sweat glistening on her chest" degrees outside.

By Friday, it's supposed to get way hotter, and we might skip leaving the house altogether. Honestly, would you go outside knowing that it's "Nadya pulling down her leather jeans" out there? We wouldn't, unless Nadya were actually outside pulling down her leather jeans.

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