Paris Pummels Paparazzi, Therefore, Panties

We don't know (and we don't care) what exactly happened between Paris Hilton and a photographer in the parking lot of a nightclub, but we have to give props to the paparazzi who were able to separate themselves from the scuffle, keep their heads up, and snap pictures of Paris's panties. You don't find dedication like that just anywhere.

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