From Sex With Tuppence Middleton To Setting Off Bombs

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A flashback in the terrorism-thriller "Cleanskin" shows us how a young man named Ash first got involved in blowing stuff up. Apparently, he didn't like that his girlfriend, Kate (Tuppence Middleton), was drinking and hanging out with other men; this led to conservative thoughts, which led to violent thoughts, and so on. We can't help but wonder: would he have become a terrorist if Kate had rode him just a little bit harder in bed?

We're not saying that Kate should've been extra nasty in the sack for the good of humanity, because that is certainly not her responsibility. The bottom line is that Ash should've devoted his life to that amazing beauty mark on the side of Kate's boob, instead of destruction and all that nonsense.

· "Cleanskin" (imdb.com)