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Diana’s Flesh Melds With Rock, Wood, And Your Eyeballs

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It's not that Diana Churakova is a chameleon or that she holds her body in shapes that complement her surroundings; it's just that whatever she lies on becomes a luxurious bed in our eyes, whether it's gnarled bark or a jagged sheet of rock. We want to lie next to her, but we would fall off, or injure ourselves, and sexy times would not come to us.

Oh, if only we could be like Daphne, who was turned into a tree to escape Apollo's lust, then maybe Diana would come and grind against us for the sake of a beautiful photo. It's a shame that Greek deities stopped taking requests from humans.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)