Naughty America Gives You the Tool and the Facial You Really Want

It's so damn hot out this summer that all you can do is stay indoors and watch porn next to the A/C. We know, that's very 2011? So, thanks to Naughty America, you can still stay indoors, but you can also turn your friends, celebrities and random peeps into porn stars by tapping your phone a few times.

The site has developed a new face-matching tool that lets you forgo the need for beer goggles at the bar and lets you still take the hottest chick home for sex, no matter how drunk you are. Just snap her photo, submit it via the face match tool or email and -- voila! -- you've got her for the night, right in the palm of your hand.

Of course, you can still watch porn next to the A/C.

Take that, summer.