Double Up On British Upskirts

Two British women--both of them television personalities/models, both of them flashing their panties on their respective nights out on the town--are now vying for your love. Which woman's panties do you prefer? Do you like the understated elegance and connotations of purity that come with Melanie Sykes's white panties, or are you charmed by the nod towards formal wear that Michelle Heaton is making with her pinstripe panties?

Answer carefully, because your decision will place you in one of two categories for the rest of your life. You may not meet your spouse if you pick the wrong undies!

· Melanie Sykes and Michelle Heaton (taxidrivermovie.com)