What Color Are Your Panties, Jane Krakowski?

Jane Krakowski: so very fine. She's forty-three, a certified MILF, a hilarious comedian, a Tony-winning actor, and she's got great taste in panties. It's not like we would've been disappointed to discover her wearing undies of a boring color, but ooh, these panties right here seem sooo fitting. They're vermillion!

Do you know how rare it is to have an excuse to use the word vermillion? This is a special moment. We learned something new about a very cool celebrity, and we also learned something about ourselves: we'd be much happier if more celebs coated their bodies in cinnabar.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)