Ain’t Nothing Quite Like Katie Holmes’s Sideboob

We haven't been following the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorce story because we try not to stick our noses in other people's business (you know, unless there's nudity involved), so all we're going to say here is, "Hey, isn't it nice to see Katie Holmes and her small yet oh so shapely and alluring boob? Yes, it sure is."

Why, it reminds us of the time when we first saw her breasts--really, her whole breasts, not just sideboob--when she was in "The Gift" in 2000. Much has happened since then, but we've never stopped thinking about Katie's killer body, and we hope that once she's put the majority of this divorce strife behind her, she does something that makes her feel free and empowered. Hopefully it'll be nudity, but we're not pushing it.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)