Niche AlertTM: “Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs”

With names like "Gift" and "Ploy," underhung Thai ladyboys might be the next big thing. If not, the title "Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs" at least deserves some recognition.

(The boxcover photo features a magnifying glass above the moneymaker of "Anna and her tiny banana.")

Like you, we have grown tired of hearing people say, "Is that a thing?" But in the case of the microtrendlet evidenced by this second installment of "Teeny Thai Thai Twigs," producers hope that "Is That A Thing?" might have a double meaning.

Imagine, though, a niche in which gay male porn or commercial male/female porn focused on men with small penises. Do you think it would sell?

In any case, this title whisks us away to Bangkok hotel rooms and the coy katoeys to be found there. The scene dynamics vary, and sometimes the male performer enjoys more chemistry with his partner than in other scenes, employing the exotic practice of "docking."

But, while some of the Thai performers' penises were indeed small by Porn Valley standards, none were "tiny" or even "teeny." I wonder if that matters. I also puzzled over why our Thai friends either ejaculated by their own hands or not at all; you'd think that the visible double orgasm should be the calling card of any transsexual movie.

Regardless, "Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs 2" was a journey of discovery for me. It would be interesting to see if this title sparks a wave of Small Penis Porn.

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