Over The River And Through The Woods And “Up My Asian Ass”

Our car broke down the other day so we called AAA to get a tow. Well, we thought we were calling the American Automobile Association, but it turns out we ordered up some All Asian Anal. Oops!

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being stranded on the side of the road when you have a bunch of fly pornstars opening their asses to the world. In fact, we defy you to come up with a scenario that isn't made better when Asa Akira gapes her way into your heart. (You'll probably find it easy to think of times when gaping is not appropriate, so we might disable the comments to keep our sassiness going. Sorry.)

Asa Akira shows up on the set wearing a lacy white teddy with matching stockings, panties, and garters; if Asa were a gigantic tea cookie covered in powdered sugar, we honestly don't know if we'd fuck her or eat her or serve her to the Queen. Erik Everhard does not suffer from such dilemmas. He gets his face right up in her fanny and starts to 69 with her--because you should always approach Asa with equality and respect in your heart--before pulling her on his lap and shoving his thick, veiny cock in her ass. Erik tears her stockings, gives her a plum-sized gape, and Asa lands on cloud nine.

We always love seeing new girls pop up in the industry, and when we saw the box cover describe Marika Hase as "Japan's new import" (probably meaning export), we grew instantly turgid from the thought of watching a new career take off. However, Marika doesn't screw like a newbie--she goes hard. Within moments of sucking David Perry's dong down her throat, Marika's makeup has run all over her face, even covering her forehead with a dark sheen. The girl looks like she escaped a huge, fiery explosive, and that is so sexy to us. Spit runs down her face, her chin, and over her body as David bangs her backdoor and slaps his balls against her pussy, and damn, we cannot wait to see what Marika does next.

You know who's Asian and has an ass and loves anal? Katsuni. We can't not mention her scene with David Perry and Ramon Nomar because she puts the DP in diplomacy and makes these two gentlemen come together (double-entendre!) as friends. With her hair all tousled and her eyes showing early signs of dick drunkenness, Katsuni offers her ass and pussy to the two randy rivals who each seek to upstage each other by pleasing her. At last, united inside her, one cock pressed on either side of of rectovaginal fascia, David and Ramon start to get along, and by the end, they realize that in order to really make Katsuni come her brains out, they must work as a single unit. Our favorite picture in this section is when they're doing standing DP, not just because Katsuni looks so happy and free, but also because Ramon has his hand on David's. Aww!

Who would've thought that there was a story of true friendship waiting "Up My Asian Ass"?

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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