Up the Ass Of Abbie Cat

Is there anything as romantic as getting a side-saddle ass-fucking by the banks of the Danube? No. At least from the perspective of someone who's been reviewing porn for ten years.

In Elegant Angel's no-punches-pulled "Anal Fanatic 4," we watch brunette Eurovixen Abbie Cat clacking down the Danube, Budapest's famous Freedom Bridge behind her. And what signifies freedom more than smoking? Yes, she's smoking, too.

Even though this is Europe, I appreciate the American porny hegemony here, as director Grazer adapts to the accepted Elegant Angel style, with a music-video tease transitioning into the real business of Abbie Cat's anus.

Were this an Evil Angel movie—and God Bless Evil Angel—we'd see (and have seen) deep up Cat's anus to her colon. But this is, after all, Elegant Angel, so there's no gaping. I must say I like this better, as gaping has always struck me as too show-offy.

Speaking of that, the back door is cool for Cat; she doesn't look like a "fanatic" at all. I mean, she's smoking. Maybe it is you who are the anal fanatic.

Cat is assed in a comfortable-looking sunwashed room, her clit piercing a useful roadsign to the correct hole. Her partner's cock pops out now and then, and she lovingly gets it right back in there. He fucks her ass side-saddle, which is as clear a declaration of love as the European Union can muster.

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