Christmas For Vaginas

Nothing has really rivaled the unbridled thrill of rushing downstairs on a Christmas morn to find a passel of shining gifts beneath the tree. Although we don't really get to experience that particular joy anymore, there's no reason we can't recreate the feeling for our vaginas.

We're sure they feel that expectant tingling, the anticipation of rapturous excitement, every time we unveil a brand spankin' new dildo in their presence. And forget about having to wait until stockings are emptied before digging in. We can rip that thing out of the box as soon as we get home and play to our heart's content. Like this lady does. All right, so maybe an orgasm rivals that Christmas morning feel. And you don't even have to be a good girl to get it!

· Playing with my New Toy (xtube.com)