“Godfather: A DreamZone Parody” Will Make You Kiss The Ring (And Then Some)

Lee Roy Myers's latest parody is almost in stores, and while the SFW trailer has assured us that the mood of the movie matches the original, we have yet to see how hot and heavy the hardcore stuff is. That all changes now. We've got pictures, and we're going to see just how steamy this piece of Puzo really is.

Also, we hope the spirit of Mario Puzo doesn't mind us using his name like that. We love him! We like his name! Hopefully, he feels the same way about us, and he looks upon this splendid spoof with a smile (and maybe a ghost boner).

Waking up to find a horse head in your bed: overwhelmingly bad. Waking up to find Jessie Andrews giving you head: better than Christmas. We're not trying to criticize the way Don Corleone does business, but Dong Whorleone knows that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. When Mr. Pete pulls back his sheets and finds Jessie nuzzled up against his thigh, he immediately becomes an ally of the Whorleone family. Of course, Jessie needs to be sure, so she locks her lips around the tip of his dick and breathes life into his balls. We say that the deal is officially sealed by the time her head is hanging off the bed and Mr. Pete is coating her throat with his cock.

Sometimes it's a little hard to tell what "Godfather" scene the porn is referring to, but that's all context and whatnot. We're relatively sure that Tommy Pistol (Michael Whorleone) is having sex with April O'Neil in a facsimile of the restaurant murder scene, but it's hard to tell with him brandishing that dildo all threatening-like. On the other hand, we're 100% sure that April's character is named Slutzo, so, you know, she's probs going to do something slutty with Tommy. Indeed, once the weaponry gets put away (that is, once April tires of plastic in her pussy) she attacks Tommy's rod with ravenous hunger and claws at her ass as he pounds her twat from behind. We'd like to add that April's yellow nail polish looks great, and really accentuates the dark skin around her anus.

As far as we can tell, "Godfather: A DreamZone Parody" is going to be one hot ravioli. The only real surprise is that no big company pornified this story any earlier! Ah, but we're happy that it's happened now, and we're especially pleased that Mr. Myers is at the helm.

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