Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Dude’s Got A Chub

The pleasures of a teeny-weeny polka dot bikini have been well canonized. But we imagine the song would have gone a little differently if the lady in question had decided to rub her bikini-clad ass against some turgid cocks instead of, you know, been afraid to emerge from the locker room. Perhaps it would be more along the lines of our favorite boner anthem? Although that still doesn't quite capture her booty's voracious quest for cock. Maybe we'll dust off our guitar and try to come up with something, her ass has us so inspired...

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