Crush Object Alert: Sophie Butcher

Sometimes we come across ladies who are so frickin' cute that we get a strange itch in our spines that urges us to act on our lust. No, we don't have meningitis and we're not going to carve Sophie's face into a cliff, but we will dub her our newest Crush Object and then go about detailing some of the things we like about her. That's how we handle our feelings.

Look at Sophie Butcher. Dig her floral and somewhat frilly panties. Fall into her eyes; we are convinced they are black, completely black. If you stare long enough, you can feel the way her soft thighs would warm your fingertips as you trace along and examine the writing on her flank tattoo: "Fuck Education" says the speech bubble coming from the shark mouth. Speaking of sharks, Sophie has a tumblr called Shark Attack where you can examine her thoughts via the pictures she reposts and comments upon. Brain voyeurism is our favorite kind of voyeurism.

· See more pics of Sophie at Front Army (frontarmy.com)