Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Brooke Haven in Florida

Brooke Haven, fascinating to scholars for the bridge she provides between the SoCal pornstress look of the late 90's/early oughts and today's 12-to-a-bag models, dons her stripper heels for a visit to West Palm Beach's Spearmint Rhino this Thursday through Saturday. Haven is particularly asstastic and leggy, reminiscent of an earlier, simpler time in peeling for dollars. Seeing strippers in Florida, too, is like seeing The Beatles in Liverpool or, um, Welsh Corgis in Wales; Florida invented strippers and three out of five Florida residents is named "Desire".

Haven enjoys the WPR's appreciative gentlemen's club connoisseurs. ""It's going to be a blast," she said. "Me, them, lack of clothes; always a a good time!"

· Brooke Haven (brookehaven.com)
· Spearmint Rhino (spearmintrhino.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive