Gussy Up A Pussy

Forget about the vajazzler... the hottest look for pussies this season is a gauzy coat of cum. It gives the vag a luster far beyond that of any plasticine jewels, plus there's no risk of getting snagged on loose crystal edges, and it's free!

Although we're never sure anyone actually got on the vajazzling bandwagon... but for good reason! Unless you're a stripper who wants a little extra sparkle for eyes to fall on, for all practical purposes they seem counterproductive. We'd rather see a fine slicker of spooge trickling through a brush of bush, splashing across the lips in glorious fractals of nature unachievable by even the most intrepid vajazzling technician. Plus we kind of want to stick our finger in it and smoosh it around. To each his or her own!

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