To Come On A Dick

Naturally we're proponents of hitchin' a ride to Orgasmtown however you can... For ladies, the road is paved with golden dildos that make it easier than hopping on the nearest subway. And those orgasms feel, well, fantastic. But getting off whilst a cock pumps inside you -- that trip may be more akin to a trek via covered wagon, but the payoff is basically like you arrived at the fucking Swiss Alps.

Some things are worth going the extra mile for, ladies and gentlemen. We could all benefit from the mentality of our forefathers, who didn't mind putting a little work into getting the things they wanted. And we'd venture to say that, when posed with the question our intrepid videographer posits: "Would you fuck my wife?" our forefathers would answer with a resounding yes. Because she's got a hot puss that comes on things.

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