The Two-For-One Katy Perry Exposure Special!

Can you believe this angle? It's the perfect angle for viewing Katy Perry's panties and strange under-cleavage at the same time. How can you obtain this vantage point? You know, just get close to Katy and then get low. Panties and cleavage are simply two of the many reasons to prostrate yourself at Katy Perry's feet.

You could get involved in a production of "Romeo and Juliet" in which you hide in the bushes beneath Katy Capulet's balcony and launch poetry at each other. Or, you know, you could skip the Shakespeare and hide in Katy's bushes and shout limericks in her direction. (Please don't do that second thing.)

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)