Now This Is How You Have Sex In The Woods

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She fastens her grip around two low branches, he digs his heel into the ground, and then they start humping the life out of each other. It's hot, it's wild, the leaves tickle his toes, and you can practically hear the spirit of the forest say, "Daaaaamn, ya'll!" This is clearly an awesome sex scene, yet all we can think about is how much dirt is getting plugged up his behind. We're no fun.

Perhaps these two don't mind a little dirt. After all, Christiane Schaumburg-Muller goes crazy on the trash and scans through it on her hands and knees; she's not squeamish about germs and she manages to still look sexy in the process. Yes, all this movie is missing is a little sploshing.

· "Over kanten" (imdb.com)