Raylene: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

August 3, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

What gives Raylene her sex appeal and power? Is it her age, her MILFy good looks, her fat ass? Those are all definitely factors in her awesomeness, but we think a large part of her performative prowess comes from her years and years of experience. She started doing porn in 1996, retired from porn in 2001 to become a real estate agent, retired from stripping in 2004, and then came back to the industry in 2009.

She knows what she wants! And she's going to get it! With her vagina!

1. Raylene's Dirty Work: When Raylene came back to porn, she did it with a bang (or three); "Raylene's Dirty Work" is Vivid's way of saying welcome back to one of their former contract girls, and it's got three sizzling scenes with the newly minted MILF. Our favorite is definitely her threesome with Jerry and Mick Blue: Raylene starts off doing some ironing (the whole film is chore themed), she dances around a little, and then Mick and Jerry show up and fling her nightie off and start giving her a double rub down. The spitroasting is sublime, the oral action brings them closer together as friends, and the ironing never gets finished.

2. The Divorcee: Raylene and James Deen make a mighty pair, especially in this film that's all about irreconcilable differences and nasty breakups. These two turn the courtroom upside down with their bickering, and when push comes to shove, shove comes to blouse-destroying and soon the court needs to be cleared so James and Raylene can work things out with their genitals. Something about the sight of Raylene squatting to suck James's cock--as well as her exuberant and vocal cock sucking skill--gets us viscerally excited. Why is squatting hotter than kneeling? These are the things that Raylene makes us wonder.

3. Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups: On the one hand, we can never forgive Raylene for wearing brown Uggs in place of cowboy boots. On the other hand, she's one of the few people who can 69 with Evan Stone and give as much as she gets. She is indeed a "Big Butt Cowgirl Pinup" (in fact, we think every girl has to say that phrase at least once in this film), and watching her pin Evan down with her big butt in reverse cowgirl is mesmerizing.

4. A MILF's Tale 2: L.T. fucks a lot of ladies--not to mention a lot of lady butts--and so you'd think he'd be a bit cavalier about it by now. But when Raylene looks up at him, lips locked on his dick, her brown eyes shining pure warmth into his, something changes in his body language, and he fucks her like he's never fucked a MILF before. There is ample ass pounding--truly ample--and when L.T. unloads on Raylene's mouth and throat, we detect a little sadness in the guy. The scene is over. Will he get her digits?

5. Legends & Starlets 5: OMG, Raylene and Natasha Nice. We're just going to say it: these ladies both have a certain thickness that we really enjoy; we're not calling them BBWs by any means, we're merely commenting on their thighs and butts and back dimples and boobs. Each appreciates their other's fleshiness and knows how to show it with spanks, pinches, lingering touches, and full on grabs. Frankly, we love watching Natasha work with her hands, and the way she fingers Raylene will make you wish that you had a vagina. (Uh, that is, if you don't already. You know what we mean.)