Understanding The Wild Clothes-Hating Jessica Malafouris

If Jessica Malafouris shows up at your doorstep, don't be alarmed; she's there because she likes you, and she'll probably be wearing a stunning leather jacket and no panties to impress you. Once she gets used to her surroundings, you'll find that Jessica is a lovely houseguest, even if her topless stretching and jean shredding seems a little odd. She doesn't talk much either.

We're not going to sugar coat it: Jessica behaves like a cat. She likes sitting in the window and looking sassy, she takes up all the seats on the couch, and sometimes you can even see her stretching her leg back like she's marking her territory (but don't worry, she doesn't do that). She's a confusing woman, but no more so than any other beast in the world.

· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)