“Oil Overload 7”: At Some Point, It’s No Longer About Slippery Vaginas

You know those times when you get a slice of pizza that's so greasy that you have to dab it with a pile of napkins before you'll feel comfortable taking a bite? Yeah, don't try that here. If anybody sees you dab at the puddle in the small of Asa Akira's back, you're getting hit with a Super Soaker full of baby oil.

Besides, should you actually have the audacity to take a paper towel to Asa's skin, you'll barely take the shine off of her. You'll be standing there with your deep-fried napkin as Asa drips with oil, glaring at you, wondering if she should still bother jumping your bones or if she should go slather up her feet and skate around the hardwood floors.

Fortunately, the guys in "Oil Overload 7" are more interested in pouring on the oil than dabbing it off, and while this approach would ruin a slice of pizza, it goes excellently with Brooklyn Lee. Manuel Ferrara takes a break from pounding her pussy, and with his dick still inside her, he reaches off screen, grabs the baby oil, and squeezes rope after rope out onto Brooklyn's stomach. Friends, Manuel doesn't even think about sticking his dick in Brooklyn's belly button; he only wants his woman to shine as he fits his fat cock in her ass. If that's not love, what is?

By far, the oiliest babe on the block is Eva Angelina. Maybe we only say that because of the way the light hits her, but we swear that we can see the camera reflected in her thigh; the girl is beyond lubricated. Erik Everhard also gets rather greased up, and together, they're like two sleek concept cars fucking each other to a froth. We bet they have moments when they forget to have intercourse. It happens! Sometimes you get wrapped up in the simple joy of gliding your forearm across someone's knees, everything feeling hairless and perfect, and the next thing you know, you've already climaxed.

Krissy Lynn is the least oily looking babe, but we suspect this is because she has a double penetration scene and she needs to be gripped and grabbed at by her boy toys. We'd like to point out that the back of the box says, "Krissy Lynn gets run over...by a DP truck filled with oil!"

Friends, we may not understand "Oil Overload 7," but we don't think "Oil Overload 7" understands itself either.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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