“Pretty Fucking Hot” Shall Divide Lovers Of Lesbian Porn

Pretty Fucking Hot is easy on the eyes, compatible with everything, and run by delightful people who never ever want to confront you with advertisements, popups, download limits, DRM restrictions, or bad vibes. It'd be a truly beautiful porn site to invest money in if only it offered anything besides boring vagina-on-vagina videos and pictures.

PFH offers stuff that I refer to as "sculptural lesbianism": it's girl-girl action that appears to be less about the experience between the performers than it is about the way the performers look on camera. You see a tongue stretched to the limit so it can graze a clit, backs arched for no reason, hands sliding around boobs when they have nothing else to do, and other body parts that seem to be winking at the viewer. A description on the site boasts of "delicious girl on girl sex, captured with passion for aesthetics," and though the directors, editors, and performers clearly know how to make a pretty piece of porn, the sex feels too fake to be fappable.

The CEO of Pretty Fucking Hot (who runs the site with his "better half") once said, "I feel too many studios become complacent with their methods of production and continue to do the same thing over and over." I respect that criticism, and I also level it against PFH. Their stuff isn't formulaic by any means, but every video features nice lighting, some strange props, loud music, and no pointed beginning or end. Furthermore, I've seen this clean, acrobatic, performative aesthetic before; it looks like every bit of medium-core lesbian and solo porn that's come out since Andrew Blake/it looks like a slightly dirtier version of anything found on Kindgirls.

PFH loses major points for tweaking two of my pet peeves. For one, let's turn back to the site's description: "At Pretty Fucking Hot we turn real fucking into fantasy, crossing boundaries between porn, art, and cinema." I can't stand it when people talk about blending porn with other broad art terms--not only is it cliche, it also suggests that porn is a separate entity from other media and that's plain ol' wrong. Secondly, music drowns out every last video on the website, and that means I can't hear any moaning, breathing, or coming because some terrible rock musician is screaming "THIS IS OUR SOUND."

But look, you might have a great time over at Pretty Fucking Hot. There are big name stars like Gracie Glam and Emy Reyes, every last image and movie is high-def to death, and sometimes it's fun to watch cute girls gingerly touch each other. I don't think you should run out and buy a $20/month subscription, but if you want to see an unusual amount of free videos and pictures from the site, march on over there and check it out. Or you can browse their blog and follow them on Twitter. There's no need to make any hasty decisions.

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