The theory that different areas of the tongue are responsible for determining different tastes is a myth. It turns out all tastebud cells are armed with the capability to cipher bitter from sour, salty from sweet and umami. Which is great, because this lovely babe can appreciate the delicate flavors of dick from the tip of her tongue down to its deep throatiest back.
But what flavor profile does a dick possess anyway? We might venture to say it's more on the umami side of things: meaty and savory and oh, so divine. Jizz, on the other hand, runs the gamut. But a freshly bathed specimen of dick itself is one of the loveliest tastes on this earth. Maybe they should make a Pringle flavor... Come on, flavor scientists, get on it!
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