“Father Figure 2”: This Is What Fucking The Patriarchy Looks Like

Male superiority and dominance is absolute bull mess, and any social or political institution that prolongs the agony of women by restricting their bodily freedoms, giving them unfair pay, or otherwise treating them as inferior creatures must be dismantled and used to give Jessie Andrews head.

We know that the dad-ly dudes in "Father Figure 2" are probably all sweet, nurturing, and respectful men who don't fit the archetype of the domineering patriarch, but even they could stand to spend some time on their knees, lapping at pornstar pussy, doing good deeds for guys everywhere. We all have to pitch in! You know, each one teach one and all that good stuff. (Man, we're bad at being political.)

Anyway, Katie St. Ives is looking for another "Father Figure" to fuck. We thought she would be satisfied by Mr. Marcus, but we were wrong. Perhaps she collects dads! Everybody has a hobby, right? This time, she's set on obtaining the Neglectful and Always Busy Father type as exemplified by Dale DaBone. Katie creeps into his office--his private lair where no women are allowed--and gives him a blowjob as he sits on his ergonomic chair. With a few spit-laden moves of her lips, she turns his Throne of Breadwinning into a pleather-coated pool of butt sweat and anticipation. Well-played, Katie.

Riley Reid fucks Alec Knight in this movie; this isn't the first time that they've had a DILF-teen tryst, either. Riley played his babysitter in "Babysitter Diaries 7," and we'd like to believe that their scene in "Father Figure 2" involves those same characters. Look at them rolling around naked on Alec's stately bed with the ornate headboard: you can practically see the decades of sexual frustration flow out of Alec's body as Riley locks her lips around the tip of his dick and flicks it with her tongue. Maybe they're married now! That'd be cute, wouldn't it? She was his babysitter, then his lover, and now his wife.

If you're getting incest vibes from "Father Figure 2," you're not alone. It's hard to ignore the psychological frankness of that title: these girls are banging images of fatherhood. Whatever, we find that kind of stuff hot.

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