The flowers, the floral prints, the delicate fabrics, and the warm light all make us wish spring were here, and it's torture because we have so very far to go before we get there. Natalya isn't helping either: she's only showing one nipple in each photo, as if to say we'll get the rest when summer comes. It is summer, Natalya!
You can't be torturing us with your lonely flower bud like that! What are we supposed to do with it? We don't know a damn thing about botany and all of our houseplants refuse to blossom. It's too hot out for us to go to Home Depot, Natalya. This isn't working. It's not you, it's us. We have black thumbs.
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