“TanLines” Are Summer’s Money Shot

Just as the physical act of love can only be proven when it is all over your intended's face, so does summer not really exist without tan lines making a minstrel show of your crotch and remaining pubes. The question is: Where should the come go?

Director/Penis Supplier Kevin Moore gathers four liberally-oiled, subtlely-tanned beauties (Gia DeMarco, Remy LaCroix, Jada Stevens, and Anikka Albrite) and has them reveal just to us those few centimeters a West Porn Valley tanning bed hasn't zapped.

So if porn is the juxtaposition of accessibility and secrets, a tanline is a useful border.

Moore is an excellent porn cinematographer, and he varies his style without being too distractingly lens-happy. But it's a fact that when Jada Stevens' ass is slowly backing toward Moore/us, the effect is heightened by Moore's choice of a convex lens. It fills the screen like a (Cl)Imax image.

To tell the truth, I would have thought this was an "oiled" movie had it not been for the title, and maybe I would have noticed the tan lines, and maybe I wouldn't have. They are not nearly as pronounced as those Tricia Devereaux was rocking back in 1995, which were themselves an order of magnitude less thermograph-looking than those sported in the heliophilic 70s and 80s.

So if tan lines are actually a fetish, this movie is one of those rare fetish movies that we vanilla normies can appreciate.

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