Maybe Reality Porn Isn’t Real, But You Can’t Knock The Shaving

Even if so-called "reality" porn is just people being paid to fuck with cheaper lighting packages, sometimes a low budget guarantees a much more real-ish performance.

Take Adam & Eve's "Caught in the Act: Real Sex": just because it is a sham doesn't mean there isn't a hefty dose of familiar situations in it. Hell, it's realer than "This Ain't The Flintstones"...

A fan from Boston states in a title card: "This 19-year-old fucked everyone in the dorm" and proceeds to unspool a scene in which he explains to a woman that she fucked everyone in the dorm so our narrator might as well be next. The dialogue reads like that Reddit thread of date-rapists explaining themselves.

But what is real about this video is that these two are clearly Massholes who probably talk to their own mothers that way.

Elsewhere we find other allegedly purloined camera shots that are deliberately bad—an actual pervy voyeur would take more pride in stabilizing and white-balancing the camera. That said, we are treated to several women with the most frank "I Don't Have to Shave This Every Goddamn Day Like Kristina Rose" pussy stubble.

Now that's real. That is stubble that says: I had no idea it would be this hard to shave.

"Caught In the Act" urges us all along to look the other way at beautiful women fucking fat guys wearing sunglasses as if that's not the porniest thing ever, but then Tommy Pistol shows up in a revenge cuckolding scene, and we think that even the most green porn consumer wouldn't figure out that they are witnessing not an amateur but an AVN Award Winner.

Sure, Revenge Cuckolding is real; you just have to find someone who hasn't been in the porn business for six years to "cheat" on your "husband" with..

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "Caught In The Act" (tlavideo.com)