Meaghan Benfeito Deserves Gold For Her Synchronized Nipples

This twenty-three year old Canadian diver recently took bronze in the Women's Synchronised 10m Platform Final, but she hasn't medaled in any of the solo diving events. Still, these may be some of the stiffest nipples in London, and we think the Olympic overlords (or whatever they're called) ought to throw some gold her direction. One medal for each nipple, please.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)