It’s “Time For Change” In Kayden Kross’s Cooch

Kayden Kross's boyfriend dumps for a younger and more sexually aggressive babe and all of Kayden's friends are like, "Girrrrrl." Is Kayden devastated by his callousness? Nope. She might be a little hurt, but she channels that pain into pleasure by slutting it up with hot boys. It's what she should be doing. Why mope when you can manhandle?

That's an attitude that we hope more young women will adopt. Nobody should have to put up with a selfish lover whose only interest is feeding his ego with sex, and if by some grace of Satan such a man dumps you first, then you have to put some dye in your hair, hit the clubs, and find a sweet and considerate human who is willing to bang you like the goddess you are. Welcome to the Fleshbot self-help club.

We're having a little trouble discerning who Kayden's ex-boyfriend versus her new squeeze, so we're going to assume that Manuel is the mean one who broke her heart... after sex, of course. Yes, Kayden and Manuel, two masters of the pre-marital arts meeting for the millionth time to join their genitals in holy union. We can't help but wonder if Manuel is more greedy as he thrusts his hips into Kayden's. Is he only chasing his own orgasm? Does he consider her wetness and growing blush to be a side effect of his own greatness? It doesn't seem possible for any man to feel Kayden's hot mouth slide down his cock--with just a hint of teeth grazing the tip--and not immediately try to put a ring on it. Her finger, that is.

But lo and behold, Manuel moves on to Tessa Lane. We were all set to talk smack about this PYT, but then we saw the way her hot pink panties explode out of the picture, contrasting with her black stockings, dark features, and deep brunette bush, and we cannot blame Manuel for inching his fingers down her thighs to touch such beauty. Tessa simply smolders from the beginning of her scene to the end; Manuel looks like he never wants to take his mouth off her tits. Perhaps he and Kayden simply weren't meant to be? Perhaps we shouldn't try to put a positive spin on his mean behavior. Bad, Manuel! (But also, way to go, dude.)

You know, there's a picture of Erik Everhard looking all sleazy and happy with his top buttons undone and his arm around a barely-dressed Breanne Benson, and that makes us think that he may be the villain of the show. Maybe he decided to go for Breanne because she rocks a miniskirt so well or because she has a pierced forearm; we'll never know what he sees in her, but we can tell you what we see. She's a lean and leggy vision, the kind of girl you wake up next to and give thanks to God for, and she can take all of Erik's massive cock like it ain't nothing. And did we mention how good she looks as a brunette?

"Time for Change" hasn't exactly excited our anger towards anyone on behalf of their scorned lovers, but maybe that's because we haven't watched the damn film. Soon we will, and we will be so very, very anger. Also horny.

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