She’s Going To Make That Bicycle Come

What do you call a person who has sex with a bicycle? There's no punchline here, we just want to know if there's a word for what this woman is doing or if we have the burden/honor of coming up with it ourselves. We thought she was just stripping around the bike, but that all changed when she started pumping air into the tires. Oh God that pumping.

Maybe we can call her a "bike-sexual," like bisexual? That's terribly lame. How about "velocipedophile"? That's misleading. We'll leave the clever naming to you, the clever Fleshbot readers, and we'll instead figure out a way to get everyone at Critical Mass doing stuff like this. When you hear about the world's largest human-bicycle orgy going down, you'll know that we've succeeded.

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