Venus In Hoodies

So, if Botticelli were alive today, instead of painting goddesses rising from the ocean in a seashell, maybe he'd be making GIFs of babes with celestial bodies rising from their hoodies. But earthly goddesses are the ones who matter, right? Or at least according to Plato, they're the ones who arouse us lowly hominids to physical love. Meanwhile, the spiritual goddesses are all about intellectual love and that kinda thing. Don't mind us, though, if we stick with the former, at least for the time being. It's just our nature.

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