“The Cabin In The Woods” Will Make You Flash Your Tits At Danger

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We normally lament the way that horror movies always target sexually active babes, but this is meta-horror, and one of the reasons that Anna Hutchison takes her top off the middle of the forest is because a hidden team of operators have been pumping mood altering drugs into the environment in order to create the perfect teen slasher scenario.

This movie has everything we love. It challenges the horror genre with ample winks at the audience, it has Sigourney Weaver talking about ancient beings with the power to destroy humanity, and it has Anna Hutchison--a former Power Ranger and star of one of the "Underbelly" iterations--with her boobs out. That's a recipe for success right there.

Oh, and one of the taglines is "If you hear a strange sound outside... have sex."

· "The Cabin in the Woods" (imdb.com)