“Butthole Barrio Bitches” Bring Alliteration Back To Anal

We don't think of Francesca Le, Vicki Chase, or Bridgette B. as bitches, and they could've grown up in Beverly Hills for all we know, but we suppose the beauty of porn is that it allows you to reinvent yourself--and your anus--for any title that you want. We guess Evil Angel could've used "Latina Ladies" in place of "Barrio Bitches," but we can't think of a single word for ass that starts with L.

Can you? "Lumps" was taken by the Black Eyed Peas and don't even try to act like "lower back" works. Anyway, we'll come back to this later. We have much appreciating of asses to do and not much time to do it.

Adorable married couple Francesca Le and Mark Wood directed this fine film together under their LeWood production outlet, but they don't have a scene together. Instead, Francesca fucks Anthony Rosano, who looks a little sleepy throughout the sexing. We don't mean to say that his performance is dull--the man is never dull, and his penis pleases all who touch it--but his eyes look somewhat droopy as he looks down at Francesca moistening his member with her mouth, preparing it for another round of riding. Anthony packs her ass full of cock and then slips two fingers in her pussy so he can rev up her G-spot, and this gets the mascara running down Francesca's cheeks faster than a waterfall. We imagine that Mark is behind the camera as this goes on. Do you think he's jealous?

Does he have a right to be jealous when he gets to fuck Bridgette B, Diamond Kitty, and Vicki Chase? We're sure the question is irrelevant; Francesca and Mark are professional pornstars and they don't let feelings get in the way of good quality pornographing. It's a good thing, too, because if we were shtupping Bridgette B., we'd be copping all kinds of feelings. First of all, she's dressed like a cop, so there you go, copping things. Secondly, the way she looks up at Mark as she rubs his frenulum back and forth on her tongue just kills us. She takes his dick in her backdoor with great confidence, but she's not too proud to make the "Oh, God, it's so huge!" face when he's pushing in deep. That face looks great on her; her lips are the perfect plumpness for incredulity.

We don't know where this so-called "Butthole Barrio" is, but if it's where women like this come from, then we are going to move there.

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