Meet Your Newest, Littlest Best Buddy: The Pocket Toyfriend

The Pocket Toyfriend is the best kind of friend because it always goes where you want to go, is adorable, and also gets you off whenever you like. This faithful sidekick is indeed diminutive, but packs a pretty solid punch where it matters. I may have a new BFF. Sorry, Brandon!

Pocket Toyfriends come in a few flavors, varying according to stimulation points and insertability. I had the pleasure of getting my hands (and pussy) on the blue "Zany" number, which has two nibs at the tip that can be used to give one's clitoris a lovely little hug. It takes a AAA battery, which I thankfully found a bulk-purchase store of in My roommate's closet. Once it's in, it's off to the races!

The Zany is about the size of a lipstick; I'd say maybe 1.5x the size (but twice as much fun!). This means it can easily slip into even the most fashionable of clutches with ease if you're planning on having a nice night on the town, then in someone's bed. It's cute and discreet. Plus one.

Also, the vibrations are surprisingly powerful for such a little guy. I was able to get off quick and easy, and the nibs of the Zany are great for directing precise points of pleasure to any especially sweet spots. Plus two.

And, one of the best features about the Pocket Toyfriend is its extreme affordability. At just 22 bucks a pop, plus the cost of batteries (none included, btw), this is one of the most inexpensive ways to get off in style. Plus three and a half.

It's also, surprisingly, waterproof. Though I've yet to really utilize this feature in any of my vibes, it's nice to have the option. And if things get especially juicy you've got some insurance. But this feature doesn't add anything to my arbitrary point scale, because I don't have access to a pool or hot tub.

My overall assessment is, yes, the Pocket Toyfriend is a wonderful pal indeed. It would be great as a travel vibe, an adorable introduction to the world of sex toys, or even a cute little gift for a girl you love. I'm sort of smitten...I almost want to make it a friendship bracelet or something.

· Buy the Pocket Toyfriend (babeland.com)