Amanda Bynes Is Hogging The World’s Supply Of Cleavage

Recent reports show that necklines are rising, chin clefts are weakening, and whale tails are disappearing all over the world, and while we don't like to go around blaming people for the planet's ills, we're pretty sure this is all Amanda Bynes's fault. She knows there's a finite amount of cleavage in the world, but she still chooses to roll up at CVS with her boobs like damn.

We're willing to forgive her because she's walking in such a way that the sun is able to illuminate the inside of her shirt and we love it when that happens. We always forget quite how magnificent her breasts are and then something like this shows up. Isn't life lovely?