Are You Wearing Any Panties, Carmen Electra?

Why is it that when we look between Carmen Electra's legs, we feel the need to squint to see better? If anything, we need to open our eyes as wide as possible and dilate our pupils to suck in the maximum amount of light, and only then will we be able to determine whether or not Carmen is wearing panties.

Sadly, our optometrist wouldn't give us any of the stuff that makes your pupils all huge. He doesn't think looking at celebrity crotches warrants the unauthorized use of dilation juice (or whatever it's called). We're going to look for an eye doctor that truly understands us, and in the meantime, we hope you'll figure out what we're looking at here. We're pretty sure she's wearing panties, but any arguments to the contrary are welcome.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)